sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign”
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
Cats and Tumblr
Proof cats are fucking awesome
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
“I’m hollow and in urgent need of potentially miraculous wake-up pills. I shall mix them with my sleeping ones and heaven knows what may happen. Perhaps my destiny might even be fulfilled - oh nonsense. Each thought of mine equals stupidity and I fear.”
—Virginia Woolf, Selected Diaries (via fuckyeahvirginiawoolf)
craving that feeling of someone pulling me closer. i just need some cuddles and affection right now. asap.
Same/ preferably and only my bf plz and thank you